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	<title>HockeyDrunk &#187; girl</title>
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		<title>hairy arms</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 22 Jan 2012 02:02:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Johne</dc:creator>
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		<title>damn it feels good to be a gangster</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 15 Oct 2011 23:15:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Johne</dc:creator>
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		<title>when i grow up</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 06 Oct 2011 19:51:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Johne</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A first grade girl handed in the drawing for her homework assignment. The teacher graded it and the child brought it home. She returned to school the next day with the following note: Dear Ms. Davis, I want to be perfectly clear on my child&#8217;s homework illustration.. It is NOT of me on a dance [...]]]></description>
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She returned to school the next day with the following note:<br />
Dear Ms. Davis,<br />
I want to be perfectly clear on my child&#8217;s homework illustration.. It is NOT of me on a dance pole on a stage in a strip joint surrounded by male customers with money. I work at Home Depot and had commented to my daughter how much money we made in the recent snowstorm. This drawing is of me selling a shovel.<br />
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Mrs. Harrington</p>
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		<title>don&#8217;t mess with this girl</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Aug 2011 23:37:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Johne</dc:creator>
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		<title>virgin hotline</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Aug 2011 15:55:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Johne</dc:creator>
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		<title>social inequality</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 29 Jun 2011 22:41:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Johne</dc:creator>
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		<title>hairchucks</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 02 Jan 2011 19:28:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Johne</dc:creator>
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		<title>you&#8217;re every woman in the world to me</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Dec 2010 17:40:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Johne</dc:creator>
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		<title>how to make out with a stranger</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 06 Oct 2010 21:38:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Johne</dc:creator>
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		<title>why black people shouldnt be on facebook</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 24 Sep 2010 14:14:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Johne</dc:creator>
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