HockeyDrunk

Aww shit, get your red jerseys on it’s about to go down (Ovechkin, yeah)
Everybody in the place hit the fucking ice (Semin, yeah)
But stay on your motherfucking toes
We running this series, let’s go

I’m on a capswagon (I’m on a capswagon)
I’m on a capswagon (I’m on a capswagon)
Everybody look at me ’cause I’m ridin on a capswagon (ridin on a capswagon)
I’m on a capswagon (I’m on a capswagon)
I’m on a capswagon
Take a good hard look at the motherfucking capswagon (capswagon, yeah)

I’m on a capswagon motherfucker take a look at me
Straight cheering on the Capitals to victory
Scoring all the goals, while Crosby is faggin
You can’t stop me motherfucker cause I’m on a capswagon

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(Uh. Come on.)
I’ve been so lonely, girl
I’ve been so sad and down
Couldn’t understand
Why haters joked around
I wanted to be free
with other creatures like me
And now I got my wish

‘Cuz I know that I’m a gay fish
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