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Dany Heatley’s 10-team no trade list

1. Ottawa
2. Ottawa
3. Ottawa
4. Ottawa
5. Ottawa
6. Ottawa
7. Ottawa
8. Ottawa
9. Ottawa
10. Edmonton

I see you’re coming back now to the town I love, and I’m like F**k You
I guess the 14 million dollars wasn’t enough, I’m like F**k You and Joe Thornton too.
You cried about ice time, …but still no one knows why.
Your excuses were s**t
There’s no heart in your chest, you’ll never be the best, so we’ll say F**k you.

Well I’m sorry, you didn’t get all the glory.
But that don’t mean you ask out of here.
I traded you on XBOX, for Magnus Paajarvi.
I still don’t think that deal was fair.

I pity the Sharks, cause now there stuck with you.
We know you’re a gold digger, well
And a cherry picker
OOOOOO, I got some news for you.
Go and run and tell your new boyfriend Marleau something.

I see you’re coming back now to the town I love, and I’m like F**k You
I guess the 14 million dollars wasn’t enough, I’m like F**k You and Joe Thornton too.
You cried about ice time, but still no one knows why.
Your excuses were s**t
There’s no heart in your chest, you’ll never be the best, so we’ll say F**k you.

What the Oilers got in return for trading Gretzky to the LA Kings (present day).